Random Notes- Hah!

Since hostile17 thinks I only blog about Project Runway, I shall now write a very random blog about whatever crosses my mind at the moment. It will be very insightful. Or stupid. Your pick.

Last night there was howling and loud mewling going on so Mikey, who was in bed with me, jumped up. I tried to comfort him and he relaxed but I knew I had to let him out because he would not let me sleep otherwise. You see, he’s still not fixed and there’s a female cat out there he can’t wait to get his paws on (I imagine) but luckily Mikey has not been able to conquer this queen as her chosen mate is Hermes. After all, Hermes is much larger and let’s just say more handsome. I’d choose him too (sorry Mikes!). So I have not seen Hermes for days, at least not for long periods. He hardly eats or sleeps- he’s too busy getting busy. In the words of MAD, Yecch! The queen, by the way, is large and fluffy. Must be nice for a lazy bum like Hermes- she’s like a pillow! Actually, Herms is not that lazy. He hunts. Birds, lizards, bugs, rats. Name it, he’s had it.

I’m listening to JRalph. His albums are on his website. I love “One Million Miles Away”. Check it out. Sorry, no links. I’m going to make you work for it.

I have been watching re-runs of “CSI” on SpikeTV. The OG CSI is really good! But now that I’m a fan, I tried watching one of the new episodes on The Eye network but the actors were a mess! Has time ravaged them so much from 1999? It was weird. The only one who looks great still is Gary Dourdan. Ah, he’s quite the fox, that one!

(Gary...sigh)

Well, they had a really interesting but weird episode the other night about some weird fetish I didn’t know existed. It seems a man was found dead wearing a big raccoon outfit. Picture Chucky Cheese except as a raccoon. Anyway, as they begin to investigate, they find that he has been at a convention (CSI takes place in Vegas) for people like himself- those who only interact socially while wearing a furry animal costume. Ohhhhkaaayyyy.
So they start questioning people. I won’t give it all away but it was the first time I saw an orgy on network TV- and they got away with it because everyone was in a furry animal costume! (That’s the way these people have sex, by the way). It was bizarre but very funny.

I was at 7-11 earlier and half the magazines have Brangelina on the cover. What’s up with that? On Best Week Ever’s year-end special Best Year Ever, they decided that Angelina Jolie was having the Best Year Ever. I’ll say! She’s got the bump to prove it. I’d be having the best year ever too if Brad Pitt was my baby daddy. Does that mean Jennifer Aniston is having the Worst Year Ever? I read on someone’s blog that she’s whiny and that people with millions should not complain about stuff but that is so dumb. As if millions can make up for heartbreak, outrage, infidelity and humiliation. I think NOT. But it helps, I guess!

I start my new job next week and I’m excited but very nervous. What if I suck and they fire me? However will I pay for cable then?????
I saw “Pretty Woman” not for the first time the other night but I “saw it for the first time” meaning I really paid attention to it. I was mildly disturbed. Or confused or something. I tried to find info on the Net about it but it hasn’t exactly spawned the kind of interest that movies like Star Wars has. No essays, commentaries or fansites. Oh well. I just wanted to know what people thought about this love story in which a man buys a woman. I also wanted info on the “real” (unhappy) ending. Supposedly Edward was going to let Vivian go and she just goes home and takes Kit to Disneyland with some of that money. Ironic since wasn’t it Disney who gave it the HAPPY ending? The only websites I found were like this one where they find 4-word titles for movies and you vote on your favorite. I liked “Prostitution As Upward Mobility” and “No Ho No Mo’”. Cute!

So now I must go out and buy “Pretty Woman” as well as “Dirty Dancing”. Two chick flick must-haves?
I guess that’s enough for now. On very serious note, I found out a cousin of mine, whom I’ve never met, has terminal cancer. She’s only 26 and just had a baby (her first) 6 months ago. It’s very shocking and sad.