themagdalenespirit

My prolific musings on life, faith, and The Box of Life (television)

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Make Him an Offer He Can't Refuse

I am watching the E! countdown of the 101 Even Bigger Celebrity Ooops! and they keep using Gary Coleman (voted #1 Child Star of all time on Vh.1) and I am sad he has to pimp himself out like this. If only he would say his famous catchphrase he REFUSES to utter!

I think billionaires should unite and see who could give him the best pay-off to repeat those 5 famous words:

1. Donald Trump can offer to give him a megaphone and shout them from the top of the Trump Towers for a million dollars and a date with Ivanka.

2. The Virgin guy can offer him a free ride on his space-plane.

3. Oprah can offer him a new Pontiac (or one of her 12 $50,000 Hermes purses I am sure she refuses to ever use again).

I hope SOMEONE coaxes him into doing it 'cause I need to hear it again!

WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, WILLIS????

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