I Love Satan????

The Dean of Students keeps making fun of my music. It’s funny, because when he found out I liked heavy metal he said that my songs just screamed, “Satan! Satan! I love Satan!” but he says that every time he stands over me and I’m listening to the radio. 90% of the time it’s not metal. And when it is metal it’s usually something like Dokken, who have never sang the praises of the prince of darkness. That would be Slayer, the only “black metal” band I like. Yesterday the Dean was at it again and I was listening to Paul Oakenfold! “Resurrection”! That’s a video game tune! (I believe it was from “Final Fantasy”.) Nothing satanic about that. So it doesn’t matter whether I’m listening to Vanessa Daou or Air, he claims I’m listening to people scream about how much they love Satan. Go figure.