Will The Juice Walk Again? (And Other Musings)

I think he will. I mean, so far it doesn't seem the whole armed robbery thing will stick. Maybe I'm wrong and I don't have all the facts but I just hope those who are itching to see him do time for ANYTHING because he "got away with murder" keep in mind that this wouldn't exactly be justice. I mean, yes, we sent Al Capone to jail for tax evasion rather than for all the racketeering and related crimes (including murder) he committed and that was "good enough" for most people, if anything just to end the terror, but I don't think that O.J. going to jail for a crime like armed robbery is quite the same as him being found guilty thirteen years ago. I think that if O.J. beats this rap and is left free to go about his usual apparently sociopathic business, he will once again hook up with some woman, once again be abusive to her, and probably but most sadly of all, once again (if you believe he is guilty) commit murder in a rage of passion. I guess that's enough "just cause" to stick him in the slammer.

On a totally unrelated topic, tonight is a new premiere for "America's Next Top Model"! Yes, our favorite reality contest show about women who are forced to do stupid and unnecessary things by Tyra Banks to "prove" they are worthy of being supermodels only to find themselves in career limbo a few short weeks later, is back! Let's hope today's 13 girls are less blah than last year's. If it wasn't for muttery Jael, who was really too ugly (sorry, girl) for TV, much less fashion magazines, the whole show would have been a bore. Let's hope for another Jade, that egomaniac who was less supermodel and more drag queen (and OLD drag queen, at that!) and kissed a cockroack for the title. I'd love some of that!

Finally, in an even more unrelated note, I was going to see "December Boys" because it's about adoption (go down about 2 blog posts) but I found out Daniel Radcliffe has a sex scene in it. Ewwwww! I, like, do NOT want to see lik'l 'arry Potter getting deflowered by some skank. It's bad enough he ran around naked among horses in that play he did before he was even legal. When the posters were flashed all over my favorite celebrity-stalker shows I was like "My EYES! My EYES!" Anyway, it was disconcerting and I wanted to throw an Invisibility Cloak over my favorite magical little boy. I would adopt him in a heartbeat.


Well, I gotta go....I'm watching people get criticized for their Emmy fashion choices, such as Judith Light's bare arms which "really aged her". (Which is inaccurate as they loved Sally Field's strapless dress and said she aged gracefully. What really aged Light was the loose fold of skin sitting on top of the dress. Better luck next time, Angeler. Oh, at least they loved Heidi Klum as did I!)