Love Those Models!

I got to watch my new favorite show tonight- "Amercia's Most Smartest Model". It stars Ben Stein, that monotoned giver-away of his own money who apperently also has a fetish for big boobs (how original) and Mary Alice Stephenson and about fifteen models, male and female, who are quizzed and then given prizes for their smarts which translate into advantages on their "call-back" challenges, which are all about modeling.

I can't believe how hilarious it is! I'm totally addicted. In one very funny challenge, the models are forced to recites lists (of as many as they can come up with) from random categories all while walking the catwalk to prove then can walk and talk at the same time. Well, one overly-augmented woman who is less high fashion than she is Playmate material (though her face is also weird because she's got huge fake lips as well), was given the category of "round things". She starts to walk the forked catwalk, first down the middle, and recites, "Balls, cherries, balloons, tires", then gets to the catwalk on the left and again says, "Balls, cherries, balloons, tires," then turns again to the right and again repeats, "Balls, cherries, balloons, tires". Ben Stein seems appalled that she could only think of four things and just repeats her choices over and over. Still, he's in love with her big rack so she's spared elimination. In tonight's episode she was asked what GOP stood for in regards to the Republican party and she says, "Um...Governor...of...Presidents?" Aaargh!

Meanwhile, over on Top Model, they gave the boot to Yale student Victoria, who would have had no problem with the quiz portions of Smartest Model but who took a not-too-good picture on Top Model and made things worse for herself by once again being smarmy and giving a bad attitude to Miss Twiggy. She was sent packing back to Yale and her fancy book-learnin'. Good riddance!